July 15, 2007

Dynamite Warrior



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DynamitewarriorI just thought I might mention this, purely out of a sense of the weirdness of it. A new movie trailer on Apple's trailer site, called "Dynamite Warrior." First, this bit appears in the description of the trailer:

A supernatural, action packed movie with high-grade special effects and the kind of raw action scenes the world is coming to expect from Thailand.
Um, okay... I didn't really expect that much out of Thai movies, but... Justin, any comments?

However, the description get weirder:

...the killer is in fact a warlock of immense power, a nearly invincible mystical man who is trying to control the whole village. His one weakness? He can be harmed only by weapons that have been treated with the menstrual blood of a young virgin.
It's at that point that I essentially said, "okay, I'm outta here." Those wacky Thais. You'd think they'd give older virgins a chance.

Seriously, though, if the trailer is any indication, there don't seem to be any "high grade" special effects, or even any special effects that I can make out. Just a bunch of choreographed martial arts moves based on ridiculous extremes, with flying objects on wires. Not nearly as impressive as most of the stuff that's out there. Which makes this just weird, not even cool-special-effects-weird.

Posted by Luis at July 15, 2007 01:48 PM
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